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Lame Computer Joke

Four engineers are traveling together in a car:  a mechanical engineer, a chemical engineer, an electrical engineer and a Microsoft Windows computer engineer.  The car breaks down.

"Sounds like the pistons have seized,"  says the mechanical engineer.  "We'll have to strip down the engine to get the car running again.".

"I think the fuel is contaminated," says the chemical engineer.  "We probably should flush the fuel system."

"I believe it's a grounding problem," says the electrical engineer, "or maybe a faulty plug lead."

They all turn to the Microsoft engineer, who has been silent, and say, "Well, what do you think?"

"Uhhhhhh........ perhaps if we all get out of the car and then get back in again?"

The Oregonian

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