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The Snail and the Cadillac

A snail visits a Cadillac dealer shopping for a new car. In negotiating the price, the snail demands the dealer paint a big "S" on all four doors and on top of the car. The dealer obliges. The snail soon drives off with his new car. S's and all. Pulling up to a stoplight, the snail quickly finds people admiring his new fancy car. One walks up to the drivers window and asks the snail, "Man, what a great car! How fast does this escargot?"